SPECIAL: Chamber of Secrets and the Plumbing of Hogwarts
Chamber of Secrets (Pottermore post) Let’s face it—this is probably everyone’s least-favorite Pottermore post ever. So little about it makes sense. For contrast, this is my head-canon on what really happened vis a vis the Chamber entrance and plumbing at Hogwarts in general: The four Founders did not simply rely on magic to do things like build Hogwarts because they did not understand the Muggle way of building; they understood Muggle methods perfectly well but improved upon these methods with their magic. Wizards had had indoor bathrooms—both bathing rooms and water closets—for a long time when Hogwarts was founded. Wizards understood the physics of plumbing because they did not need to work as hard as Muggles to do things like acquiring food to eat and clothes to wear. This gave them the luxury of time to work out how to most efficiently dispose of human waste without magic. Thus, regardless of whether someone in a magical household can do spells (a young child, the ...
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